While I enjoyed my time reviewing Euro Fuck Toys I was a little bit bored by the end. The content can seem repetitive and the site has a few other issues to contend with as well.

Around for more than four years now, EuroFucktoys purports itself to consist of “100% exclusive content,” and “Sucking, fucking, anal, and much much more inside.” And not that there isn't some quality video on there - - the girls are indeed freakin' gorgeous though not quite European unless New Jersey was recently annexed? - - but when I logged in, I basically found almost no recent updates and lots of links to a random sex toy store and Adult Friend Finder. Let me elaborate.

 When you log in, there is a relatively easy main page to navigate that pops up. It consists of different thumbnails of various very beautiful girls, whose faces you can click and then see videos of them get royally, exquisitely shtupped. Movies are mostly hetero, non-fetish content with a little lesbian sprinkled in. The videos are a little short at 15 minutes each but you can stream them or download them in high-res quality. You can only download each scene in a series of clips, though, which is a bit limiting.

A set of photos are also available with each scene and contain around 80 pictures each. You can browse through them online but there are no zip files. The quality is good but not high-res. Additionally, the main page menu buttons consist of “Home,” “Update Schedule,” “Personals/Dating,” “Live Webcams,” and “DVD/ Toy Store.” Every other button besides “Home” takes you to an entirely different website (for example, clicking “Personals” just brings you to Adult Friend Finder). So, one way to look at this site is that you just dropped $24.95 a month to get a password to access a link to Adult Friend Finder. Hot diggity.

Content-wise, while the videos are well produced there are only about 30 on the site, with updates nowhere in sight. In fact, several links were even broken or “not found” when I clicked. The only redeeming value of the site to me is that there is a very wide extended network of “Euro” themed sites to which you do have access. While there's only 30 videos on the site, utilizing all their other websites probably gives you access to around a hundred or more.

The big time aggressive cross-sells (and, yes, pop-ups too!), the fact that the girls aren't even European, and the general deceit abounding at Euro Fuck Toys do not make this site worthwhile to me. They forsake their lithe, fabulous models, who could be doing all kinds of wonderfully depraved acts in glorious HD, and just have them be an excuse to tie lots of ugly advertising together. Some fans may still find value but I would definitely shop around before joining.