Euro Masturbation is a simple enough name, right? I love when sites just cut to the chase and give me my pussy! And they claim to have tons of 100% exclusive content, too!

Well, this site was more of a tease than anything else. When you log in, their main page displays a bunch of thumbnails with different smiling girls beckoning you to watch them masturbate. I normally hate to criticize the models themselves (as I'm a firm believer that all pussy is delectably equal), but many of these girls are, frankly, kind of gross-looking. Some don't even look naturally “female.” If you like hard-looking porn types with eight pounds of blue eye shadow, hair with more oil in it than Exxon Valdez, etc, then jump right in. And, as I said, it's not across the board - - there are several ladies who definitely are adorable barely legal girls next door, just not the majority.

Next, let's talk videos. The scenes themselves are hi-res, but your choices are limited: stream or download in a bunch of little clips. You cannot download the whole scene by itself. Also, each of the 30 available scenes on the site are only about 15 minutes long.  Furthermore, a group of about 80 photos is available for each shoot, but not via a zip file, nor are the pics universally high-res. Most of the galleries are not very creative and are essentially just a flipbook of the scene itself.

What really annoyed me was that most of Euro Masturbation is simply links to other sites (that are not free). If you click any other button on their home page besides “Home,” you are taken offsite to places like Adult Friend Finder (their supposed “Personals” section), or to Online Sex Superstore (their own supposed toy store). Even close to half their main page is just ad content disguised to look like original site content.

Now let's talk about updates. There is a listed “Updates Schedule.” It's a little row of girls' faces and dates underneath them. In terms of quality and consistency of updates, I’ll let you in on this little detail I found: one of the girls' slated update is for “2028-01-01.” I kid you not.

As for the bonus goodies, you do get access to a bunch of other sites owned by the same company, so while they too have the same ad jungles to dig through, overall you are getting access to over a hundred decent short videos of mostly cute girls. The excessive cross-sales makes this site hard to recommend, though, so I recommend you shop around before committing.